DO NOT SPEED ANYWHERE in Cooper County, Missouri! A friend of mine from my Sunday school class got pulled over near Boonville recently, doing 94 in a 70 zone on Interstate 70 while on his way to see his kids (he’s divorced).

Anyhoo, the moral of the story is DO NOT SPEED IN COOPER COUNTY, MO — I CANNOT EMPHASIZE THIS ENOUGH! They are honest about how fast you were doing but they seem to hate speeders with a VENGEANCE, so if you get caught there, you’ll be in for a big-time wallet-cleansing if you’re dumb enough to try it, so don’t even think about it, ’nuff said.