WHen you’re flying down MD140 headed out of Westminster, and you come over that hill at Bethel Road (just past Reese Fire Hall), you’d best be doing 50, because way, way down at the end of that straight stretch of highway, detectable only by your little friend on the dash – is two or three state troopers, sitting in that old lady’s driveway waiting to nail your butt. Most people are doing well over 60 when they hit that hill, but they usually never do that twice. Coming the other way isn’t so bad, because right before the speed trap is that traffic light that none of us are usually lucky enough to make it through on green – and after the red light, by the time your car reaches the speed limit, if you can’t see that cop standing there aiming that laser gun at you, you deserve a speeding ticket!