The Greendale police are now assigned segways inside Southridge mall and the parking lots surrounding the mall. I was startled while driving through the lot days ago and observed a high speed segway attempting to pull me over with its oscillating cherries and blueberries. After finally deciding to pull my car over I was belittled by the officer and kept looking down as I was highly intimidated by his thick mustache and knee high leather boots. After being berated for approximately 8.5 minutes I broke down and begged for a ticket so he would just let me leave. I looked away for a moment and when I looked back he was gone. I did some research with people at the mall and they call this cop “The Segway Specter of Southridge.” He does exist, he is real, and he did mail me a plethora of citations in the mail which I received 2 days later. I will be paying these tickets right away as I don’t want to contest them and have to face The Segway Specter in court. If you get cited by him I suggest you do the same!!