The Woodlands, Texas Speed Traps
North Freeway Service Road, just past Lake Robbins Dr headed towards I-45 south.
Cop will park behind bushes with on your right side with no lights on near the Woodlands Mall/Waterway. Note only one speed limit sign for service road. Speed limit is 45mph, Oak Ridge North (small town granted this specific strip of highway) Police will clock you going ~60mph as you speed up to merge onto I-45, which the speed limit is 65mph. Cops will routinely pull over vehicles as they merge onto I-45 S.
Small prohibited U-Turn sign mixed with 4 other informational signs. Cannot be read and watch the traffic at the same time. The Montgomery County sheriff’s must have issued quite a few tickets on 12/26/2011 – the day I got caught.
The police stand near the corner of Greenbridge and College Park Drive (at the ExxonMobil St.) and point the radar down Greenbridge at morning commuters while motorcyle police wait around near the ExxonMobil St. for violators. The road is usually fairly empty even during the morning commute and there is a slight bend in the road so your speed is recorded just as you come to see them.
There’s a little bridge on Woodlands Parkway between East Panther Creek and West Panther Creek. Cops are always posted right up there, at the large bridge between E. Panther Creek and Grogans Mill. Watch out! They are there all times of the day and they are always pulling people over.
The cops are always hiding behind the wax myrtle trees they planted there a couple of years ago. I guess those trees planted with our tax money are paying off for local law enforcement. Be careful because they will burn you there every time.